My favorite outtakes and derpy dogs
Over the course of the year I took a lot of photographs of pets. Expressions can change in an instant – from facial expressions to body language (if you’ve got a dog with big ears you know exactly what I mean!) so I take a ton of images to make sure that I get those perfect moments that you want framed and hanging above your fireplace. And sometimes I get pure gold in the form of funny shots. These aren’t the images that will be blown up on a huge canvas print. That would be too embarrassing for our pets, otherwise I would totally do it. But that doesn’t mean that we can’t enjoy them! I don’t always show these kinds of images to my clients, but these made me laugh and I thought you might appreciate them, too. We’re all friends here, right? So for your viewing pleasure here are my 2018 pet portrait outtakes, aka the derpy dog awards….
Craziest running face:
Newfie parents everywhere will appreciate this face. I’ve never seen a Newfoundland that loves to run so much, to my delight. There were several images to choose from and since I couldn’t narrow it down myself I put it to a poll on my Instagram page (thanks to everyone who voted!) and this was the clear “winner”:
Best bad hair day:
This award goes to a little cutie called Mello. Freshly groomed, her hair was no match for the wind. Thank goodness for photoshop and luckily Mello looks good no matter what!
How can anyone resist this face? Nestled between his parents, Piper did his best to convince me that he has a rough life. I know better, but I’ll give him full marks and appreciate his efforts and flair for drama!
Best kangaroo impression:
Earl loves his tennis balls so much that he actually falls asleep with them in his mouth. But the action shots are where the derpy moments are at the highest. Something about this one just makes me think of a kangaroo. Do you see it?
Best Future meme:
Someone help me caption this! Leave your suggestions in the comments below. Jax was pretty excited to see that he received a new squeaky toy for his modeling efforts, or horrified to learn that he does not also get his brother’s new toy. Either way, this one cracks me up!
Best shake it off:
Usually my dogs wait until they’re standing right next to me to shake off all the water, but this guy was busy chasing his tennis ball in a gorgeous alpine lake in Germany. It’s always a challenge to keep the dog’s eye in focus while they’re twisting around but when it works you can get some great results.
Best looks fake but is totally real:
Nothing to see here folks, just a T Rex taking it’s Newfoundland dog for a walk around Michigan. No photoshop magic applied, this actually happened.
Most regal slurp:
Little P was a perfect model all day (read about our dog portrait session in Italy here), but I managed to snap right when he was licking his lips from getting a treat. My models are well paid. I think I also make that face when I’m tasting a delicious red wine, especially if I’m in Italy.
Best “Phoebe” moment:
Before our photoshoot Athena’s mom told me that Athena most resembles Phoebe from the TV show, Friends. Exuberant, sweet as can be, but a bit klutzy (don’t worry Athena, I can totally relate!). Athena lived up to her character assessment with a slight slip on the couch, which she immediately played off, cool as can be….but I caught it on film….well video. And turned it into my first gif. You can see more poised images from her portrait session here.
Drumroll please…..the title of Derpiest Dog of 2018 goes to…….
Klark!! With a name like Klark you know this is going to be good. Klark is a darling doberman who more than slightly resembles Dobby from Harry Potter. Klark wins the official title for both dog portrait image and action shot video. I think you’ll understand why Klark takes the prize when you view these masterpieces.
Derpiest Dog of 2018 Image: What now Klark
Derpiest Dog of 2018 Video: The ultimate doggy paddle
That sums it up!
I hope you enjoyed my review of my favorite cutting room floor images, I’m looking forward to creating more this year.
Don’t forget to give me some caption ideas for Jax’s surprised look.
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